Thursday, August 2, 2007

You stay classy Ottawa


Going to see what the water temperature is like in the lake tonight. I will be enjoying some cottage living, water, bocci ball, BBQ, BEER… Should be a good time and with the weather this hot the water will be very refreshing.
I will just post some quotes from one of the funniest movies; the anchor man as I am out of here…

Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly


Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.


Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.


Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.


Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people


Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.


News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.

[to Baxter] Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.
Ron Burgundy: Sweet Lincoln's mullet.

Ron Burgundy: [Ron's dog barks at him] You know I don't speak Spanish.
Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast. Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch. Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it? Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.



Brick Tamland: I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

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